I'm Sage and this is my really dumb blog. My interests depend on the time of day but I love writing for the many, many fandoms I am a part of.
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We're Out of Milk!

askthenekomasetter:

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(via alphaidiot)

  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

(Source: arminnies, via queensamwise)

johnwartson:

you know that weird stage of friendship where you don’t know if you just REALLY REALLY admire them or if you want to kiss them or something…………

fluffydragonite:

Marry me in Starfleet uniform on the bridge of the Starship Enterprise

(via robinspirkles)

stormfather:

"women dont dress for us men, and im quite hurt by that"

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(via lady-britain)

acidictrips:

cantankerous-canoodle:

submissivefeminist:

Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.

idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect

if you don’t love benson you’re wrong

(via lady-britain)

melonami:

i may be sick and dying but quality comics always come first

(via alphaidiot)

  • *in 60 years*
  • grandchild: why are u so bitter all the time
  • me: *gazes out window*
  • me: *starts smoking pocky stick*
  • me: *takes sip of vodka*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: idk if nezumi and shion has reunited yet bruh

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via johnwartson)

[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND] 

(Source: syntonic-s, via alphaidiot)

asskawa:

Lev’s jersey number is question mark. Question mark for how am I even on the team? Probably because I’m tall? I barely know how to play but I’m totally the ace? 

(via alphaidiot)

ganbarenai:

please be happyyyyy

(via komaris)

gayorb:

girls are just . girls are literally just so good.i cant move

(via pixinfinity)

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

(via pixinfinity)