I'm Sage and this is my really dumb blog. My interests depend on the time of day but I love writing for the many, many fandoms I am a part of.
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We're Out of Milk!

(Source: idontseewhatyoudidthere, via spookyxspooky)

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

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rosejanenoble:

oh my god I’m gonna pee

(Source: vine.co, via animepieceoftrash)

aiago:

snakesneakers:

THIS ISN’T SNAKES BUT JUST LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DUDE.

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME FIND A SOURCE ARGH

These are by Shikhei Gou! [x][x

And the gallery (which I’d recommend btw!)

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You can’t escape danger just by being good all the time!

(Source: ovadrive, via spookyxspooky)

yungterra:

i can draw whatever the fuck i want

look at this dog

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sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

(Source: itwillallbeokaymydear, via officialnoelfisher)

edens-blog:

10yrsyart:

partners in gun fixing

…there seems to be a theme i’ve got going smh

HE GROWS A FLOWER WHEN HES HAPPY

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pixalry:

The Guardians of the Galaxy - Created by Wisesnail | Tumblr

Prints available for sale at Society6.

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despairkomaeda:

despairkomaeda:

Do you ever think how surreal it is that there is an Internet subculture of young men who wear suits, collect guns and knives, disrespect women, but then watch a children’s cartoon about little fictional ponies and really enjoy it. Like I couldn’t make that up if I tried. How are we going to explain humanity to extraterrestrials at this rate

d o you guys ahve any idea how many bronies hav e sent me hate for this post . do you

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(Source: twoheadedshark, via mygirlfriend-lovespotatoes)

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

(Source: spookyandreckless, via mygirlfriend-lovespotatoes)

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

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dekutree:

(Source: kill-whitepeople, via kimpossispooky)