I'm Sage and this is my really dumb blog. My interests depend on the time of day but I love writing for the many, many fandoms I am a part of.
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We're Out of Milk!

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

(via thatsempressive)

iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

(Source: bitchwhyyoumad, via thatsempressive)

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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(Source: andallthesinners-saints, via thatsempressive)

d-o-r-ia-n:

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god

FUCK

(via thatsempressive)

niccageinabearcostume:

Nobody won this day

(Source: sofapizza, via thatsempressive)

When Autocorrect changes a word you didn’t spell wrong…

brokenlimits:

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(via thatsempressive)

bettervillains:

oswaldz:

there are two girls in the store right now and one of them’s holding the other one around the waist and saying things in French and I’m thinking it’s probably dirty things because my Mum speaks French fluently, is in earshot of them, and just turned bright red

(via agenttdunham)

spookbeast:

come on and slam

(via schokodelphin)

dunyeah:

Originally for the 69min HQ challenge but I’m too late lawl, SUGAAAAA

(via tsuyuchii)

jeankirschteiins:

people who don’t know who the colossal or armored titan are yet 

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(via danielucifer)

aki00113:

KAGEHINA MOMENTS IN EPISODE 17 (≧▽≦)

THIS EPISODE MADE ME SO HAPPY BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE JUST HOW CLOSE THESE TWO HAVE GOTTEN AND I JUST- ADFGDSGDFH

(via tsuyuchii)

maurypovichofficial:

this is the most horrifying photo i’ve ever seen

(via kimpossibooty)

askkags:

aaaand i’m stopping here

(via tsuyuchii)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via schokodelphin)

(Source: youtube.com, via schokodelphin)